Have you read The Lord of the RIngs? When the black riders first show up, they’re utterly terrifying. Here’s all we know: they’re clearly unnatural. Everyone is uneasy when they’re nearby. They can hunt you by your smell. And when they scream, every person within earshot falls on their face in terror. As the story goes on, every new thing we learn about them subtracts from that scariness.

You’ll notice that we have no idea what Sauron does with himself all day. Rowling handled Voldemort the same way: we know very little, but what we do know is terrifying.

If you were writing the Harry Potter books, I’d advise you not to go into any detail about Voldemort’s daily grind, because you’d need him to stay scary and threatening in order for the series to work. However, that’s not an issue now, so you can do as you please. Filling in these interesting gaps is one of the traditional reasons to write fanfic.

If he took over the world, I think he’d just sit up on a black throne all day with a ring of fire surrounding him. He’d construct holidays designed for torture, and there’d also be a holiday where they celebrate the death of Harry Potter.

I mean you figure since he has so many followers, he wouldn’t have much to do himself.

In his spare time, Voldy likes to paint pictures of snakes. He also likes to watch 90210, Gossip Girl, and America’s Next Top Model. He likes to Facebook and Skype, and he often goes to the beach to attempt to get a tan, which of course never really works.