What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time?
Imagine in an alternate reality, Voldemort has taken over the world and there are none to oppose him.
Now he has control and is immortal, what exactly does he do?
I always wondered this... thoughts of Voldemort making his own chat show, playing table tennis with Lucius, etc. come to mind. I can imagine him writing his own Autobiography... "Secrets of a dark lord, the story of how a prodigy took over the world"... then I imagine things like "Voldemort's hair care series" etc.
Also, does Voldemort eat and sleep? And what is his house like? I imagine, as a hoarder (he likes collecting valuables for Horcruxes), he has many collectibles. He probably has every Voldemort figurine there is! And Voldemort probably has his own facebook, but with no "real friends."
Have you ever wondered this?
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He probably writes in his diary. Maybe he blogs and gives everyone his view on current events.
"Today, I almost killed my target but the little bastard was protected by his mother’s love. HIS MOTHER’S LOVE!! I know. I can’t believe it either. In other news, though, I heard snakeskin boots aren’t in anymore. Nadini, you can sleep well tonight."
**I thought your answer was really funny as well, Felix! I love how he lol’d after killing a muggle.
FUCK bitches, get money.
He would make more horcruxes obviously.
he shaves bunnys
I have wonder it too, but wow you have a great imagination lol. All, I thought he did was a have some muggles in a dungeon so he could play with them when he is bored.
I think he creates evil plans. Or he spends time with his snake, aka his only friend.
Answer mine?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100711125603AAvF5Ay
For some reason, I can see him getting a strip show from Bellatrix o_O
I think he lives in this large, gothic mansion. He sleeps normally, but shortly. He eats… Well, he might be a cannibal, but I suspect he eats normal food. For the facebook, I don’t know =)
Erm, I think that I read that he knits and watches soap operas all day. His favorite was Passions until it got cancelled…
He reads Twilight in his spare time.
I think he visits the children at the orphanage where he used to live because he secretly has a soft spot for orphans. He brings them toys. You said alternate reality.
He giggles evilly to himself, makes horocruxes, kills people, tortures more people, doing an advert for lo’real, maybe a little modelling for Armani…
He doesn’t sleep, immortals don’t need to sleep, he eats what he wants when he wants and he goes sunbathing in Greece with his Death Eater buddies.
Places flowers on his mother’s grave that he had grown from his garden.
That sounds about right.
he reads percy jackson and he gets inspired by it, he prays to the gods and they hand him new godly weapons which he uses to kill millions of people in horrible gruesome ways
Well, if Harry never kills him and goes after his horcuxes, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named probably just kills his death eaters (if the annoy him or do not please him), and just plots ways of getting Harry Potter, and FINALLY killing. Which will never happen, because Harry Potter totally kicked his ass in the Deathly Hollows.
Yeah, I could see Voldermort being a hoarder too. Living in a very dark closed area. Very private. Perhaps with the use of magic. I think he sleeps, but perhaps doesn`t eat. I mean he doesn’t have a soul to feed.
Nope, he`s not a muggle, no Facebook. And plus, weren`t the books written in the period of the 90s? Like that`s the time setting?
And no, I`ve never wondered this.
Voldemorts Facebook Statuses:
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”Voldemort just let Harry Potter escape again. FML.”
”Voldemort has returned from the dead… but without a fricken nose. FML.”
”Voldemort just killed a muggle. LOL.”
”Voldemort just read Twilight. I thought I already killed that Edward Diggory kid.
”Voldemort just let Harry Potter escape again. FML!!!”
”Voldemort wishes people would stop bitching on facebook. Seriously, @Narcissa Malfoy, stop whingeing about your son. Ugh… I hate it when parents get facebook.
”Voldemort feels like crucio-ing some butt.”
”Voldemort just let Harry Potter escape again. FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
@Goldfish: Your answer made me laugh
You’re hilarious!
@Chloe: Thanks!
Hahaha, Voldermort on farmville! Totally picturing that right now. He’d get real mad when his crops die and probably crucio the computer.
Felix, I love your answer.
I bet he’d spend all his time on Farmville. "Draco, can you kill Dumbledore for me? I have to harvest my strawberries at five o’clock." Or Mafia Wars or something. I bet he’d be beast at that. I bet that’s why he’s so pale — he never gets out of the house. It’s a shame, really. Someone should tell him what computer screens do to your eyes.
And then he would gamble millions of dollars betting on racehorses, obviously win (killing off the other horses, of course), and retire to West Coast, where he would become an instant star in LA. Then he’d be featured in People magazine — "Voldemort: Who he, where he came from, and how he took over Hollywood." And then… I’m getting a bit carried away, aren’t I?
FOSHO.
Oh, jeez. Isn’t it obvious? He’d hang out with his bestie, Quirrel, and they’d go watch movies and go skating and bake cookies and sing karaoke together.
haha I loved the Voldemort face book status answer.
I would say once he defeated harry, he’d try to find another orphaned boy to torture. I can see a whole new series starting.
He knits turbans for his death eaters.