Do you like Winey the Pooh stories??..read below?

A winnie the pooh collector was dusting her collectables while on the phone to a friend the shelf collapsed and she gets covered with the fallen figurines and cant move. Her friend says "Are you okay?" she replies "I'm coverd in pooh!"

lol...xoxo

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14 Responses to “Do you like Winey the Pooh stories??..read below?”
  1. Miss Milo says:

    Do you use big people words..?

    A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to Nursery.

    The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

    You need to use ‘Big People’ words,’ she was always reminding them.

    She asked John what he had done over the weekend?

    ‘I went to visit my Nana’.

    No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use ‘Big People’ words!’

    She then asked Mitchell what he had done

    ‘I took a ride on a choo-choo’.

    She said. ‘No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use ‘Big People’ words’.

    She then asked little Alex what he had done?

    ‘I read a book’ he replied.

    That’s WONDERFUL!’ the teacher said.

    ‘What book did you read?’

    Alex thought real hard about it,

    then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,

    ‘Winnie the SH#T".

  2. Nicky S says:

    your kidding me right.

  3. XxLovesucksxX says:

    haha thats funny
    Where did piglet look for pooh? in the toilet! XD thats i stupid joke i like your better ;)

  4. livewire9 says:

    i live for pooh stories… we should talk ;-)

  5. Scream ur <3 out says:

    lollll xoxo *pets the kitty* have a great weekend

  6. Marie McKnow says:

    When I was 10 I went to Disney Land. I wore a T-shirt with Winnie the Pooh on it. I went on the jungle boat tour in Adventure Land and the guide handed me a towel once everyone had boarded. (He had the microphone doing this to advertise to the whole boat). I asked him what the towel was for, and he replied "You have pooh on your shirt."

    So that’s kinda similar to your joke. :P

  7. avgloka says:

    hahahahahahaha!
    niiiice dude

  8. Agnostic4shure says:

    lol my friend loves winnie the pooh.

    Whenever we go to walmart or something, and she doesn’t want to go, we just say something like "They might have pooh there!"

  9. Dynamo. says:

    Lol, thanks for the laughs. ;D

    Off to play more Rock Band 2. ;)

  10. ...Clueless about love... says:

    HAHAHAHAHA thats FUNNY!!!HAHAHAHAHA

    I used to watch the videos ALL this time when i was younger….like the OLD ones, where winny the pooh doesnt look like a freakin robot!HAHAHA

  11. Buffalo White Feather says:

    Yuk Yuk Yuk cute one.

  12. LSBN says:

    Well…………I used to like Winnie the Pooh, now I’m not so sure :/

    LMAO

    L

  13. Mimi: no shelter here!!! says:

    i loooove love looove winnie the pooh!! :D

    lol that’s a funny joke

  14. Sandcastle Disco says:

    That was kind of cute, it was funny. LOL!

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