Ahhhhh! I'm having a nose bleed and I'm hyperventilatingting?

See, I was playing with my Star Wars collectible dolls and Luke was just about to find out the origin of the Jedi race and the force from the master See-yOu-Look but then the dreaded Gothranus came, luke tried using his proton blaster but the Gothranus force block stopped the blaster.

Then Leia came to save the day, and as i was looking at her hot figurine i thought a dirty thought and started having a nose bleed.

Zomg, Omg wtf do i do. I never learned my l337 skillz.

Comments

17 Responses to “Ahhhhh! I'm having a nose bleed and I'm hyperventilatingting?”
  1. So Cal [Jigglypuff] says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    Don’t worry, stick a tampon up your nose.
    It works for me ;D

  2. Cake. says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    i like…cake.

  3. Jeff says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    At least you aren’t having a vagina bleed.

  4. яαωя ιтѕ вecca(: says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    Wow. o.o
    Well that sucks huh?(:
    I have no idea what you should do :3

  5. VerbaL RioT says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    you left a part out:

    your glasses got all foggy.

  6. sabrina has the ☆s tonite says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    Tsk tsk, I’m disapointed in you.

  7. JD55-Amateur Troll Hunter says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    Bend your head forward and pinch off the bleeder with your paw. If it continues after ten minutes, call a veterinarian. Maybe this is why your kind is extinct.

  8. Donald says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    Dude you need to rub one out.

  9. Guardian Angel says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    i dont really know what to say other then…good luck?

  10. ♥The One who has the Answers♥ says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    If you’re able to spout this entire paragraph, I wouldn’t worry too much about your physical well being. Not too sure about the mental part.

  11. das Buch says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    You forgot to use spell check and you have run-on sentences. Obviously, those are the critical issues.

  12. Bo Yo says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    don’t worry it happens to everyone. it happens to me at least 2X’s each day. no one has 1337 skillz…. NO ONE

    btw Cake. cake is awesome.

    I love you Barney.

  13. Shay wants her some syphilis! says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    have your child lovers help you

  14. ♥ѕαммιє ωαѕ нєяє♥●•·нєαятz·•● says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    So. the first thing you do is post it on Y!A?

  15. ஐClaire x Gaaraஐ= Emo baby! lol says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    HURRY! GO FIND THE ORIGIN OF THE JEDI RACE……….SO LUKE WILL HAVE SOME FREE TIME ON HIS HANDS, ASK HIM FOR HELP!!! HURRY! STICK LUKES HEAD UP YOUR NOSE TO STOP THE BLEEDING…….. BTW………..LEIA WAS TOTALLY CHECKING YOU OUT……..to bad shes taken by Luke Skywalker…………..bwhahahahaha

    have a great new years!

    <3

  16. Coach E! says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    The only good thing about wasting time reading this message was adding Becca.

  17. son of pedo bear says:
    June 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    Just breathe think happy thoughts.

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