Ahhhhh! I'm having a nose bleed and I'm hyperventilatingting?
Help, what do i do?
See, I was playing with my Star Wars collectible dolls and Luke was just about to find out the origin of the Jedi race and the force from the master See-yOu-Look but then the dreaded Gothranus came, luke tried using his proton blaster but the Gothranus force block stopped the blaster.
Then Leia came to save the day, and as i was looking at her hot figurine i thought a dirty thought and started having a nose bleed.
Zomg, Omg wtf do i do. I never learned my l337 skillz.

It is time for the Jedi to calm down and put pressure on the side that is bleeding…..and stop looking at Leia
lol
LMFAO!
Quickly grab a brown bag! Inhale..exhale.Pinch your nose to form a blood clot…Good luck.
LOL!!
Rawrrr~